None of us know anything.
If you haven’t heard yet, my fish Flavio passed away today. This is his resting place

If you haven’t heard yet, my fish Flavio passed away today. This is his resting place

julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

  • You do NOT have to follow me
  • Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
    don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
  • I will ship anywhere world wide
  • Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
  • Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
  • The winner will be picked with a random number generator

cruelwaste:

I have never seen a gif used more appropriately.

jake: alright, coffee.

me: it can’t hear you, jake. it’s just coffee.

jake: it doesn’t need to. I’m psyching myself up.

it is perfect, because its moonbeam and thats the greatest reason of all. Even with the cousin boobs its still perfect.

MOONBEAM! galactic… KING! immortal portal to EVERYTHING!!! 
MOONBEAM! you’re everything, PLUS ONE!
MOONBEAM! fantastic BEING! magnetic mortal on LSD! MOOONBEEEAAMMM

get more terrible, room selection process at umassd

my wrist is in a ton of pain. also the poison ivy spread onto my pinky, the whole side of the pinky is bubbled up, so i had to call out of work AGAIN. i’m totally going to get fired.

meevsdagr8er:

The Queer Black Bitch: Dear White Women,

zorascreation:

Being a female does not mean you understand all of the intersections of oppression, specifically in this case where it comes to People of Color. If you honestly fucking think that your god-damn experiences as a

Sure I will, in fact I did ask you an unrelated question last night and instead of being open to conversation you kind of explained your answer and then spent like 30% of the post talking to me about how stupid you think I am.

sometime i reblog people and make fun of what they said if it’s stupid or offensive enough.